partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

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fuks:

thinking about space fucks me up 

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thotterbox:

alesusknowles:

Beyoncé Jams ➝ Sex On Fire | Live at Glastonbury 2011

"She made me masturbate to my own song."

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elenamorelli:

{ one step at a time }-i wish i was there again-
elenamorelli leilani808

disenchantinqs:

It’s really sad when you’re looking through your contacts and you see a friend whose name you changed to something stupid a while back, and you realize that you guys stopped talking and that the name they have doesn’t really make sense anymore, but you can’t bring yourself to ever change it because that would mean accepting that you’re not close anymore

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asmilinggoddess drunken-hobbit

duplication:

was it real or was it all in my head?

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artisjustfrozenmusic:

feralblonde:

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

get some duct tape & fix that attitude

Don’t you have some jars you could be opening?

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