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why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like youre limiting your chance to find your soulmate

for example: me

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When my parents have guests over and I need to get to the kitchen


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ruinedchildhood the-absolute-best-posts
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Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

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heritance lazy-but-talented-33
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Mom… dad… I’m moving out
milotlc thefuuuucomics


i was taking pictures of the new puppy


when i look out the window to see the older dog just


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